Make Boobs Not Bombs

Peace Coalition — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:59:59 +0000

We at Make Boobs Not Bombs aim to convince people to learn to make boobs instead of bombs. Bombs are violent and destructive. Boobs are beautiful and bring much joy to the world.

While bombs have served their place in history, they are now outdated and immature. If you want to destroy a nation, just keep all their women flat-chested and give breast implants to their cows.

You wanna rule the world? Require all your women to acquire bigger breast cups and watch other countries crumble in your feet.

Special Feature: Cliffside Malibu

Peace Coalition — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:36:07 +0000

A strange side effect of breast augmentation seems to be a propensity for careless living. While largely unproven and potentially false, isn’t it strange that many of the same celebrities featured for their artificial mammary bounty also figure in many Hollywood fodder about drugs and alcohol?

Here in the Make Boobs Not Bombs, we feature all the best surgeons that take care of stars’ breast augmentation needs. Do you wanna know where they get their alcohol and drug treatments?

Welcome to Malibu, California and one of the most prominent drug rehabilitation centers in the area - Cliffside Malibu. Housed in a luxurious facility overlooking the Pacific Ocean, Cliffside Malibu is a popular drug treatment center catering to high-end clients and their families. It occupies a huge 2 acres of land with complete amenities - from swimming pools to gyms to spas.

They offer a comprehensive alcohol and drug treatment program, centering not only on the patient but their families as well. Their rehabilitation plans are tailored to each individual, assuring the best results for unique needs. Naturally, Cliffside Malibu along with the other couple dozen rehab centers in the area are favorite stops among many of the area’s rich and famous when seeking help for their excesses.

More than a run-of-the-mill drug rehab center, they offer comfort, privacy and delicate attention to their patient’s needs making Cliffside Malibu among the most prominent detox and rehabilitation facilities in the country.

Special Feature: Enlargement World

Peace Coalition — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:56:17 +0000

Tired of big breasts and bountiful juggs?

How about taking the time out of your busy schedule trolling celebrity boob sites to visit EnlargementWorld, a complete online resource on penis enlargement. They have reproductive health features, penis exercises, enlargement articles, and product review of numerous systems that help men the world over achieve impressive size and girth.

Erica Durance - Smallville, Bigtitty

Peace Coalition — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:27:27 +0000

Because she was largely unknown before Smallville, many thought they were real. Upon seeing her past work including the campy House of the Dead, it was crystal clear Smallville’s finest was the result of medical craftsmanship.

It is my suspicion that her bountiful mounds is the real source of all powers in the small town. If a thorough research was done, I’m sure that is what will turn up. It holds kryptonite, vast galaxies, and plenty of power.

I wish she can be the Wonder Woman of the town and get donned in a small top. Smallville deserves a bouncing-titted superhero!

Heidi Montag and Her Double Smiles

Peace Coalition — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:26:18 +0000

The reality TV star has one of the greatest TV smiles and, thanks to the help of America’s finest surgeons, now has one of the greatest boobs in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Fine breasts? Goddamnit, yes indeed. She is so cute, I feel retarded watching her. I’m drooling like a fishing mongoloid. Arrrr.

Sans breast operation, she was cute but not worth noting. Post-surgery, she is a super hottie - with one of America’s finest smiles to boot! Big smile, luscious tits, I hope she has a fat pussy too. Ayyyy!

Looking at the before and after pictures, makes me think, “Come closer….for a better look.”

Tara Reid’s Hanging Melon

Peace Coalition — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:25:04 +0000

I love Tara Reid. I’ve always imagined very few stars being half as cute as her. Even with the hanging melon incident at P. Diddy, she was still gorgeous. While everyone chastised her botched boob job, I was left wondering what the hell they were talking about. They looked fine to me.

The past couple of years have seen her hag it up though. Maybe it’s the drugs or the booze or something else, but the girl I once loved just isn’t the same girl anymore.

I know how to fix it though.

Get another boob job darling to fix whatever they say is wrong with it and learn how to squirt. I hear it makes girls gigglish and feminine - like you once were. Sigh.

Ashley Tisdale and Her Little Musicals

Peace Coalition — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:24:23 +0000

Ashley Tisdale, who’s likely going to grow up and get a wonderful boob job, recently had her nose fixed under the excuse of “deviated septum.” Now that she’s taken the “gateway knife” we fervently hope to see the High School Musical star take the deeper plunge into the world of beautiful plastic surgery.

Imagine what the future holds for this attractive young lass: cute, blonde, popular, and she can sing! Just like our favorite party girls!

Here’s to watching her sporting eye-popping D-Cups sometime in the near future and engaging in underage drinking - hopefully with a tit hanging out before the end of the year!

Change Your Looks, Change Your Life

Peace Coalition — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:57:46 +0000

Dr. Michelle Copeland earned her combined doctorate degrees in Harvard. Certified by the American Board of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Dr. Copeland serves both adult and pediatric patients in their need of plastic and reconstructive surgery in her operating room with state-of-the-art facility and experienced board certified anesthesiologist and staff.

Top cosmetic plastic surgery procedures Dr. Copeland performs are breast reduction, breast augmentation, nasal surgery, chin augmentation, scar revision and more. She has written a book entitled “Change Your Looks, Change Your Life”, a comprehensive guide to “quick fixes” and cosmetic surgery solutions.

Aside from these, she also has her own skin care line products bearing her namesake.

Dr. Borko B. Djordjevic

Peace Coalition — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:53:37 +0000

With over twenty years of experience in the medical field and a name only slightly less funny than Borat, Dr. Borko B. Djordjevic is one of the most famous and highly-successful plastic, aesthetic and reconstructive surgeons in Southern California. His service specialty includes face-lifts, chemical peels, breast reduction and augmentation, abdominal reshaping and more. With the help of his experienced surgical team that consist of anesthesiologists and highly qualified nurses, he performs his out-patient procedures at the state-licensed Aurora Surgery Center.

With his considerable talent and the most advanced technology available, Dr. Djordjevic’s superb skills of cosmetic surgery are available for service to the rich and famous, the country’s socialites, and entertainment celebrities.

His most famous client is unknown as he prefers to perform his surgeries in confidence and discretion.

Dr. Anthony Youn

Peace Coalition — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:13:58 +0000

Dr. Anthony Youn is a Michigan-based Board Certified Plastic Surgeon and a member of American Society of Plastic surgeons who specializes in cosmetic surgery, VASER liposuction, endoscopic breast augmentation, Hidden Scar Tummy Tucks and breast lift. He had done several surgeries to many celebrities but his patients’ confidentiality is strictly maintained.

A graduate of Advanced Aesthetic Surgery Fellowship in Beverly Hills, California, Youn’s outstanding reputation allowed him to become a consultant plastic surgeon in some of the most popular national magazines. He had written several scientific manuscripts about the latest plastic surgery techniques too and was featured on the E! Television Show called Dr. 90210 together with other plastic surgeons.