Heidi Montag and Her Double Smiles
The reality TV star has one of the greatest TV smiles and, thanks to the help of America’s finest surgeons, now has one of the greatest boobs in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Fine breasts? Goddamnit, yes indeed. She is so cute, I feel retarded watching her. I’m drooling like a fishing mongoloid. Arrrr.
Sans breast operation, she was cute but not worth noting. Post-surgery, she is a super hottie - with one of America’s finest smiles to boot! Big smile, luscious tits, I hope she has a fat pussy too. Ayyyy!
Looking at the before and after pictures, makes me think, “Come closer….for a better look.”
Special Feature: Cliffside Malibu
A strange side effect of breast augmentation seems to be a propensity for careless living. While largely unproven and potentially false, isn’t it strange that many of the same celebrities featured for their artificial mammary bounty also figure in many Hollywood fodder about drugs and alcohol?
Here in the Make Boobs Not Bombs, we feature all the best surgeons that take care of stars’ breast augmentation needs. Do you wanna know where they get their alcohol and drug treatments?
Welcome to Malibu, California and one of the most prominent drug rehabilitation centers in the area - Cliffside Malibu. Housed in a luxurious facility overlooking the Pacific Ocean, Cliffside Malibu is a popular drug treatment center catering to high-end clients and their families. It occupies a huge 2 acres of land with complete amenities - from swimming pools to gyms to spas.
They offer a comprehensive alcohol and drug treatment program, centering not only on the patient but their families as well. Their rehabilitation plans are tailored to each individual, assuring the best results for unique needs. Naturally, Cliffside Malibu along with the other couple dozen rehab centers in the area are favorite stops among many of the area’s rich and famous when seeking help for their excesses.
More than a run-of-the-mill drug rehab center, they offer comfort, privacy and delicate attention to their patient’s needs making Cliffside Malibu among the most prominent detox and rehabilitation facilities in the country.
