Make Boobs Not Bombs
We at Make Boobs Not Bombs aim to convince people to learn to make boobs instead of bombs. Bombs are violent and destructive. Boobs are beautiful and bring much joy to the world.
While bombs have served their place in history, they are now outdated and immature. If you want to destroy a nation, just keep all their women flat-chested and give breast implants to their cows.
You wanna rule the world? Require all your women to acquire bigger breast cups and watch other countries crumble in your feet.
Special Feature: Cliffside Malibu
A strange side effect of breast augmentation seems to be a propensity for careless living. While largely unproven and potentially false, isn’t it strange that many of the same celebrities featured for their artificial mammary bounty also figure in many Hollywood fodder about drugs and alcohol?
Here in the Make Boobs Not Bombs, we feature all the best surgeons that take care of stars’ breast augmentation needs. Do you wanna know where they get their alcohol and drug treatments?
Welcome to Malibu, California and one of the most prominent drug rehabilitation centers in the area - Cliffside Malibu. Housed in a luxurious facility overlooking the Pacific Ocean, Cliffside Malibu is a popular drug treatment center catering to high-end clients and their families. It occupies a huge 2 acres of land with complete amenities - from swimming pools to gyms to spas.
They offer a comprehensive alcohol and drug treatment program, centering not only on the patient but their families as well. Their rehabilitation plans are tailored to each individual, assuring the best results for unique needs. Naturally, Cliffside Malibu along with the other couple dozen rehab centers in the area are favorite stops among many of the area’s rich and famous when seeking help for their excesses.
More than a run-of-the-mill drug rehab center, they offer comfort, privacy and delicate attention to their patient’s needs making Cliffside Malibu among the most prominent detox and rehabilitation facilities in the country.
